Kradzież brudnych lepkich majtek

Oh, welcome home. You had a good day, baby? Yeah? Good day? Of course. You look very tired.

Oh, all that commute from work? So sad. You know, um, oh, I took the liberty of cleaning

up your room today, putting on nice sheets, freshly ironed sheets. And guess what? Guess

what Mama found underneath your bed? Oh my, all this was missing for a long time. I mean,

it looks so familiar. Isn't this mine? Oh, you don't know how it came underneath your