Deptanie mojego bezużytecznego pracownika

What is this? Your work?! No, it's just garbage! You're wasting my time with this, and I want to fire you! But I'll give you one last chance to prove you're worthy of something. You need a bit of training. Take off your shirt and get on your knees in front of me, because you will get 10 slaps to your face! Count them...you can't even do this simple task, stupid worker! Lie here, on the floor. I will trample you all over your body with these beautiful shoes and feet, because I'm the boss here!