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Okay, so I'm supposed to tell about how I used to be really thin and attractive and

even a cheerleader when I was in high school and how humiliating that is because of how

much I've let myself go and how fat and ugly I am now.

I'm supposed to show off my old cheerleading uniform, which is really long because we were

really conservative in school. It's so tiny compared to me now.